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... and the Things I do just for the heck of it

Mess around with copyrights

& trademarks

Best Use of Bad Taste - Entry for Chip Shop Awards 2019

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I can make my own bed

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... and a kitchen shelf

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Self-promotion, because why not?

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Copy or Art, I'm well-versed in crafting lines

(Potential bespoke pattern for my non-existing merchandise)

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Congratulations James,

 

You’ve got the balls to start a brand of your own – it takes some and you’ll probably need them the most.

 

Cracking a brand strategy can be a daunting task, but worry not.

 

Giving your brand a healthy dose of emotional appeal won’t be easy, but worry not.

 

Keeping your brand relevant might be the toughest, again don’t worry.

 

Worry not for we’ll help you put some heart, mind and soul into your brand.

 

The only thing we can’t help you with is having the balls to make a difference.

 

But then, you have them, just don’t lose them.

 

Enclosed is a memento to your ballsy start.

 

Sincerely,

Team Academy

Pitching a small-time agency to start-ups

Tinkering around with tech

Record your crit

Ideally, this would be a feature for portfolio websites that'll allow for recording an audio book crit. Just pressing the button would start the recording, picking up a CD's comments as he/she rips through a folio... nah. If you're reading this and you know how to code, I'd love to have a chat because I've no clue how to make this work. 

 

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